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|  Subject: GOD is Busy  Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:49 pm | |
| GOD is Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and
a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class
when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes' The lecture
room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and
sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably
shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with
you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy
today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!!!!
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