The Devil Dog
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|  Subject: Humor-MAD WIFE DISEASE  Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:12 am | |
| Mad Wife Disease
A guy was sitting quietly, reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."
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| | Subject: Re: Humor-MAD WIFE DISEASE Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:56 pm | |
| You know why they call it PMS?
Cause Mad cow disease was already taken.....
My wife hit me when I told her that one. |
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The Devil Dog
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| | Subject: Re: Humor-MAD WIFE DISEASE Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:58 pm | |
| | Chris Taylor wrote: | You know why they call it PMS?
WHy?
Cause Mad cow disease was already taken.....
My wife hit me when I told her that one. |
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| | Subject: Re: Humor-MAD WIFE DISEASE Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:20 pm | |
| He had that one coming when he gave her his home number. But it was funny.
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| | Subject: Re: Humor-MAD WIFE DISEASE Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:32 pm | |
| Hahahaha
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