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   Age : 38 Joined : 19 Jan 2007 Posts : 534 Localisation : Joppatowne, Maryland
| Subject: Funny Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:40 pm | |
| One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote _________________ Best Quote "BACK UP, TAKE THE SKIRT OFF AND DRIVE" ---taken from KGB/CREEPER member.
1999 Cherokee Classic 4.0, 44 front 8.8 rear all trussed sleeved and welded. 5.13's, arb,Moser/Warn/Dutchman, 3 link front 4 link rear,Custom Anti Rock system, 35 Creepy's, Trail ready beadlocks, FULL internal cage, lots more and Tons of body scars..
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   Age : 52 Joined : 19 Jan 2007 Posts : 1027 Localisation : PERRY HALL MD 21128 Emploi : New Suzuki and Used Car Sales/ (USMC Retired)
| Subject: Re: Funny Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:31 am | |
| LOL! _________________ MRR-Founder Mid-Atlantic-FWDA-Vice President Sales Rep for Adams Suzuki/Used Cars-n-Trucks Retired USMC-Urrraahhh! Cell 443-865-0504 The Devil Dog http://www.myspace.com/tico_mrr |
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