Von, she likes you. I think she just needed to have a reason for you to have to put your hands all over her.
Or else she just wanted bigger parts (just like most women) and knew if she broke while you were driving, I wouldn't get mad.
Nick - I have already and will in the future do things that will give you plenty of nickname options but LUGNUT is still the best.
My tire falling off wasn't half as funny as yours was. I just wish I had been there to see it.