An incvestment plan that can't fail!

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
> you would have $49.00 left.
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
> REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg
>
> A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a
> year.
> Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
> alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about
> 41 miles to
> the gallon.
>
> Makes You Proud To Be An American!