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PostSubject: HAppy Birthday - USMC   HAppy Birthday - USMC Icon_minitimeMon Nov 10, 2008 6:13 pm

Happy 233rd, Marines!

Q: What does U.S.M.C. stand for?
A: You Signed the Mother-lovin’ Contract

Q: What do you get when you cross a Marine with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla.

A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ‘’Wanna hear a MARINE joke?'’

The guy next to him replies, ‘’Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs, and I’m a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2′’ tall, weighs 225, and he’s a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6′5′’ tall, weighs 250, and he’s also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?'’

The sailor says, ‘’Nah, I don’t want to have to explain it three times.'’

And for all those who served - an early THANK YOU
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PostSubject: Re: HAppy Birthday - USMC   HAppy Birthday - USMC Icon_minitimeMon Nov 10, 2008 9:59 pm

I am laughing hard here. But I am a flyboy so its all good.
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PostSubject: Re: HAppy Birthday - USMC   HAppy Birthday - USMC Icon_minitimeTue Nov 11, 2008 12:29 am

OK, Gill, funny..... Thanks!
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