Orange Habanero - FUCK

Funny story for you fuckers. Stick with me, it might not make sense but I'm trying to keep the short story with some background. My dads neighbor made this dumbass little garden in a small area of yard that was maintained by the previous owner of the house for 25 years. If you look it just seems like it would be our yard, it's ridiculous. Dad owned the house maintained it for 3 years. Layout the pool design and suddenly we discover that a small portion of this yard belongs to a house across the alley. It's basically worthless but we had to go through all sorts of bullshit, move the fence, halted all progress of the first pool design, blah blah blah.

My dad and his buddy decided that they would start stealing the guys home grown tomatoes and also grabbed a couple peppers. This was a couple of weeks ago. They chomped into an orange habanero and almost blew their cover big time running and screaming for relief. It was a hilarious story because they were like I bet he puts those in there on purpose and would laugh his ass off if he saw the pain it caused us.

Last night they told Julie the story and she's like ahhh I've eaten a ghost pepper I can handle it. They go over and come back with 3 peppers and are like shit no more hot ones. They give us a red chilli pepper first. Julie tries it, I try it, it was fantastic. So them I'm thinking hmm this orange one looks tasty, imagining the taste of an orange bell pepper. I took a chomp and bit off half the pepper. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I didn't even know what to do. I tired to drink my Lager but couldn't even force my mouth to function enough to do that. I was spitting, drooling, seconds away from puking. They got my ass hook line and sinker and Julie is damn lucky that my dumb ass was the unlucky bastard to chomp it. I never heard my dads friend laugh so hard before. It was about 30 min of serious serious pain. Somebody is gonna pay, I brought 2 home with me and am working on revenge plots.

Once again you are here to entertain us all Nick. DUMB ASS!!!!! LMAO!

Mrs. Riley

make a salsa with the peppers.




Good going buddy.

at least you washed your hands before going to the bathroom, right?

LOL! Wish I could have seen that.

I have a few of those plants growing out back, let me know if you need more