Something to brighten your day

> >> Wedding Anniversary...
> >>
> >> Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
> anniversary.
> >> His wife was really angry. She told him
> "Tomorrow morning,
> >> I expect to find a gift in the driveway
> that goes from
> >> 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
> BETTER BE THERE!"
> >>
> >> The next morning Ed got up early and left
> for work.
> >> When his wife woke up, she looked out the
> window and,
> >> sure enough, there was a wrapped box gift
> in the
> >> middle of the driveway. Confused, Ed's wife
> put on her
> >> robe, went out to the driveway and
> retrieved the package.
> >>
> >> She opened it and found a brand new
> bathroom scale.
> >>
> >> Ed has been missing since Friday.
> >>