Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy:
'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to fish.
When they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy:
'I just set my alarm for 5.30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the butt and said 'Fishing or Sex?' and she said 'Wear sun-block!'
Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:09 pm