Allium
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Number of posts : 244
Age : 61
Localisation : Severn, MD
Registration date : 2007-04-06
 | Subject: HAppy Birthday - USMC  Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:13 pm | |
| Happy 233rd, Marines!
Q: What does U.S.M.C. stand for?
A: You Signed the Mother-lovin’ Contract
Q: What do you get when you cross a Marine with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla.
A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ‘’Wanna hear a MARINE joke?'’
The guy next to him replies, ‘’Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs, and I’m a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2′’ tall, weighs 225, and he’s a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6′5′’ tall, weighs 250, and he’s also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?'’
The sailor says, ‘’Nah, I don’t want to have to explain it three times.'’
And for all those who served - an early THANK YOU | |
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natedogg_66
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Number of posts : 74
Age : 43
Localisation : Dundalk
Registration date : 2008-02-17
| | Subject: Re: HAppy Birthday - USMC Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:59 pm | |
| I am laughing hard here. But I am a flyboy so its all good. | |
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The Devil Dog
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Number of posts : 1306
Age : 68
Localisation : PERRY HALL MD 21128
Emploi : New Suzuki and Used Car Sales
Registration date : 2007-01-19
| | Subject: Re: HAppy Birthday - USMC Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:29 am | |
| OK, Gill, funny..... Thanks! | |
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