got the bike back... police called me just after i posted the videos.
They found it about 10 blocks from my house... of course it was dumped in the mud (its a street bike... not a Jeep... they stole the wrong vehicle for mud
)
Of course they killed the battery (hotwired ignition which isn't hard with only 2 wires...
)
Then parked it proudly in front of their house on the same street as me...
Baltimore County had no problem finding it apparently.
So i had to drive there, verify it was my bike, drive home, walk back (laurie still can't drive stick), and push it home (uphill all the way of course... darn them kids)
then got 1" kryponite cable locks (20 feet) and chained it to the axle of the Dakota...
Oh... and Danny... you know me allllll tooo well buddy
Thats why I don't let Laurie ride with me